“Why don’t you make your own waffle?” asks 10 yr old sarcastically.
“Because I’m busy dealing with you!” shouts 9 yr old.
No idea where she gets it.
Because even though Barbie’s body is grossly distorted, there’s nothing as calming as playing dress-up on the floor with your sister … even when your almost 11 years old.
Seriously considering starting a Facebook support page for Mom’s of tween girls titled “You’re SO embarrassing Mom!”
An eye roll emoji, however, may be a more accurate title 🙄
Daily PSA: Always tell the mother pushing a stroller through the store that her toddler is wearing one shoe. She will only notice it when the security alarm is activated because her cherub has traded his shoe for a toy.
Surprised @ how hot husband looks, while reprimanding our 10 yr old daughter for slamming the door in his face as he wears only a towel.
because scheduling a phone interview can only happen 5 minutes before the kids turn away from the T.V. to open a birthday gift, filled with do-it-yourself glitter slime.